January 11th, 2012
When the Black Eyed Peas' Fergie sung about her "humps", she probably didn't think the song would be hijacked by the Creationists to make a song dissing evolution, but then again "humps" are God's finest creation. Praise be.
Jim Jeffries discusses the etiquette (or lack of) of making the beast with two backs with someone, specifically what each gender must bring to the table so that each of you is in tip-top form when it comes to doing the nasty. Pay heed people.
You can’t really do much to one of the greatest songs of all time to make it better, but this is a damn good effort. Nothing beats the Pixies & Frank Black singing it in a dirty t-shirt looking like your local pot dealer, but this is close.
Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(
January 10th, 2012
People talk about what being a parent means and what it's all about, but the real heart of the matter is who's bambino's favourite. So here a dad interrogates his daughter to find out who her favourite parent is.
Who says old people can't dig it? This grandma's got some moves, she be gangsta for shizzles, totally street yo--good job she's not ripping up the dancefloor because she be putting everyone to shame with her superfly moves. Bitching!
January 10th, 2012
Eager to master the arm balance? Of course you are, it's what your life' been working towards. Yogic pickernic basket-loving Briohny Smyth shows there's no limit to what the artfully honed yoga body can do. And what an artfully honed body it is.
Who knows what sort of pungent Jedi food Yoda's been chowing down on, but whatever he's been stuffing his face with, he needs to cut down on it and stop letting rip otherwise he's going to gas poor Luke to death. Toxic it is.
January 10th, 2012
She may look all sweet and innocent on the outside, like butter wouldn't melt in that mouth of hers, but underneath that innocent exterior lurks the indelible ink of lots of tattoos. From tattooed tweens on Tatooine to those trolls with coloured hair.
January 10th, 2012
Time to search your cupboards and find your dear old Game Boy and cluth it to your heart. I'd also grab a box of tissues, it's so frikking cool that it will bring a tear to your eye with all of that nostalgiac noise. Epic.
January 10th, 2012
And here we all were thinking she was just the fictitious wife of a seminal character from early arcade gaming history. But no, it seems she's real and hanging out in someone's kitchen. Praise be. (now kill her with fire)
Reggie “Wait?” Watts is a master of music-infused comedy and if you need proof then just take a watch of this video featuring him wowing the PopTech audience with his mastery and his scratching skills. Total genius at work here.
January 9th, 2012
If you like watching rednecks performing ridiculously dangerous stunts (and let's face it, we all love watching that) then you'll enjoy this movie rammed full of the stuff. Did somebody say Jackass 4? Maybe the two crews should face-off.
January 9th, 2012
These two girls are innocently miming along to their favourite Katy Perry song when all of a sudden something gets too excited and before you know it one of them's covered in....'something' - You could say this chick has the "white stuff".
January 9th, 2012
It's takes the skill of a highly trained ninja who's mastered the shinobi arts of war to pull off a trick of this complexity: taking a tomato down through spinning fan blades. Watch and learn and... ouch.
January 9th, 2012
Own a Galaxy Tab? Then you must be a jerk, well according to this dub over of the ad you must be. But, if you act like the overenthusiastic douche faces in this advert then tablet or no tablet, you're a jerk bag. Yes, you!
It's weird when you watch this old-school burlesque, these pretty young things showing off their fine bodies, because now most of them are probably old, and maybe even your auntie or grandma? Just bear that in mind. Great song though.
January 9th, 2012
Don't live near the coast? Can't get to the ocean, but you want to surf? Then do not fear, because you can surf on tarp instead. That's right: tarp. You just a need big enough piece of it, a skateboard, and then you'll be tarping USA. Epic.