In the movies, car washes are sexy places populated by women in skimpy clothing who like seductively splashing water all over their bodies while cleaning your vehicle. If only life was more like the movies, huh? Watch this and pretend it is.
Now this is an angry break-up letter, so much so that she's forgotten to properly punctuate and spell words correctly--so in case you found it hard to get all the dramatic denouements just from reading it in your head, here's someone reading it out loud.
So, the idea of ​​the challenge is that you inhale a condom through your nose and then you pull it back out of your mouth and that's the trick. Not sure why on earth you would want to do this, but that's the kids these days for you.
April 17th, 2013
Nicolas Devaux's short film is about giraffes and the silly things they do for a laugh, and the kind of sports they like to partake in, like spectacular freestyle diving. So this is what goes on at night when the pool's closed, huh?
Peter and Gwen's romance in the new Spider-Man movie is barfworthy, but it's made infinitely more interesting a non-barfworthy by the inclusion of some bad lip reading to inject a bit of much needed humor into the proceedings. Eat a waffle bug.
April 17th, 2013
Now this is why we don't play with fire, because most of us are fools and the minute you start sitting alight to your clothes, your friend's jeans, or anything else, you make yourself a prime candidate for one of these videos.
It’s an unlikely pairing but that doesn’t mean somebody shouldn’t make it so. And make it so they did. So we get the awesome win of Anchorman teamed with the awesome win of the “Thrift Shop” song to give you your dose of internet for the day.
So ronery. So, so ronery. So what you gonna do about it? Well rather than just pretend the internet's your friend, these Japanese guys have invented a jacket that hugs you from behind and replaces the girlfriend shaped whole in your life.
Blowing smoke rings is no big deal, lots of people can do it, but blowing smoke rings and then moving them over a beer bottle using the power of the Force? Come on! How can you not be impressed by that, even Yoda can't do that.
April 15th, 2013
It had been simmering for too long, Quagmire and Brian had to have it out eventually, so witness this epic moment in Family Guy history as Quagmire verbally annihilates Brian at the dinner table, listing of why he finds him a pretentious, liberal dickwad.
This poor Norwegian skier, off he skis and off he flies when he hits the ramp and then down he goes in a crunch that looks mighty painful--and this guy goes and makes a remix out of it so we can all have a laugh. That's the internet for you.
April 15th, 2013
The duckface, a plague of the internet age and no matter how much people hate on it online women seem to keep at it, thinking it makes them look really sexy rather than an aquatic bird--if they keep at it, what's the solution?
Annoying your ex-girlfriend on social media is pretty much the main reason that Facebook exists. But to achieve maximum effect you have to go about it the right way, it takes finesse to make it look as if you are not getting back at her.
April 12th, 2013
Megan probably thought that there was going to be some trickery involved in this, like those hilarious candles that never go out, or some kind of cake made from hash, but what she gets is her face smashed into the cake for a happy birthday all round.
There is no way on earth you'll guess the twist in this adult movie take on the classic tale of red riding hood and the wolf--you've heard of a sheep in wolf's clothing, but this is even more unexpected and sure beats a story about a randy plumber.
April 12th, 2013
The last thing you expect when you sit down on a nice comfy chair is for it to suddenly get all animated and turn into a human chair, but that's exactly what happens here and it makes for some funny viewing.
Kids, aren't they just sooo adorable? Especially when they're wiping excrement on their brother's face when he's singing along on video. Where would he learn such a dirty act? Well, he probably saw it on a video on the internet.
April 12th, 2013
There's no cruddy music here, just the simple footage of the fairer gender failing at various things. Pole dancing features quite a bit, so that one def needs to see improvement all round. Must try harder girls or forever live in FAIL.