January 24th, 2012
He may've survived a tour of duty in Afghanistan, but he wasn't ready for the might of the Giant Slingshot who doesn't care if you've shown bravery on the battlefield, it fears not men, nor the minds of men, for it is a destroyer of manliness.
If you find yourself with nothing to do and you're at an air field and you happen to have a plane, a bike, and some cojones then you might want to try out this trick, where a man on a motorcycle touches the tail of an upside down plane. Simple.
January 24th, 2012
Beware the animals for they are after your flesh--especially if you're a tasty, chunky-looking white girl--even when you think you're in the safety of your vehicle, they'll still attack, just like this angry zebra attacks the poor girl. Be afraid!
Two wheels 'good', four wheels 'bad', or is it the other way around? There's only one way to find out and thats get down to a racetrack and let the revs hit the redline and see who's left standing at the end - AWESOME!
January 23rd, 2012
The shock! The horror! This 13-year-old digital native is beside herself when her dad shows her an LP for the very first time in her life. She can’t seem to fathom why it’s so huge and why it’s got so little songs on it — well that’s the analog
January 23rd, 2012
Dunno if anyone were aware but this guy, this guy right here, he's da bessssssss. That's right, it seems incredible that he's finally turned up, the chosen one to lead us unto illumination, but it's defo him, just look at his rad car and all the flames.
January 23rd, 2012
You know the saying: If you're not driving on the edge of a mountain on your bike risking life and limb, then you're not really living at all. It's not really a saying but this guy seems to live his life by it and kudos to him with his giant cojones.
January 23rd, 2012
If you know someone who's a total dickwad, then no doubt the new craze of ostriching will sweep them up in its idiocy and make them wet with excitement. It's all about sticking your stupid head in a stupid place and taking a photo. Dur!
In an alternate universe where most guys would probably give their right nut to live, there exists this Twilight film which is two and half hours of girls making out with each other to save themselves from a certain death.
January 23rd, 2012
I swear i saw some yellow stuff emerging from the sky this morning and it warmed my face as i looked up to squint at a bright glowing ball of light - that's right kids, Spring is on it's way and very soon those cute chicks will be hatching.
I bet you thought this party classic was a track by The Prodigy, but as with most music, The Beatles did it first. Here they are in their famous 1967 performance of it. Beeyatches got smacked up, believe.
God is an angry being who has been made impotent by science and the lack of intelligent people believing in him. Why is it all atheists are know-it-all douchebags and religious types are generally dumb.
January 20th, 2012
Life lesson number one: never start a prank war, because it'll just escalate until one of you ends up with a car crushed beneath a giant axe - just like in this video, that has the pixelated 'whiff' of fakery all over it, but just suspend your disbelief.
January 20th, 2012
What are older brothers for if not setting you up for pranks so you're stood there calling for your mom not knowing what to do. It's called learning the hard way so later on in life when the world sh*ts in your face you'll be totally prepared for it. Epic
This should be the anti-SOPA theme song, as it goes round the world infringing copyright all over the place--people of the planet unite as user Zapatou mashes up 71 covers of Adele's hit to create this awesome montage.
January 20th, 2012
Any mere mortal would see this cavernous wave beginning to engulf their tiny frame on a surfboard and begin to sob because they were about to get flattened. This guy owns it, made all the more majestic by being shot on a Phantom camera.
George, take note: If only the Star Wars prequels were this enjoyable and this quick, then they might have been more bearable. In fact if you've never seen them, just watch this instead, it's much more entertaining.
January 20th, 2012
The toned former Hooters girl now gets her kicks from being a full-time fitness instructor - Personally i reckon she is gonna have way more success getting dude's pulses racing by doing moar of this kinda stuff in her bedroom!