November 1st, 2011
Here's a lesson in how to chop down trees, but remember this isn't just any ordinary lumberjack, this the FPS Russia guy and he doesn't use a boring old axe, instead he uses a buggy and a honkin' machine gun. The result is total devastation & smoke.
November 1st, 2011
A bored grounds crew member at the 2011 World Series decides to cheer up the crowd from all the dull sport by showing them some of his dance moves. OK, so it's not the best dancing you'll ever see but you'd be cheering him on if you were at the game.
November 1st, 2011
There's certainly a lot of talent on show here, it must've taken years of practice for her to get to such a place where she can manipulate her tongue like it was a yogic master from another dimension. Just keep your ice cream away from her.
November 1st, 2011
So they play an elaborate ghost prank on this poor guy, but you've got to ask: Has he not seen the film The Ring? If he was more up on his horror movies he'd had spotted their ruse long ago. It would still scare the crap outta me!
November 1st, 2011
'Blonde bombshell' isn't a term to carelessly banded about, like 'genius' or 'awesome'. But you know what, Shanelle here is deserving of that word. In fact I'm going to go two further and say she's an 'awesome bombshell genius'.
October 31st, 2011
No one dies quite like The Buscmiester, just take his epic prolonged death in Reservoir Dogs. From the opening scene he’s off on one long journey towards the great unknown. He really is a dead-good actor!
October 31st, 2011
In Soviet Russia, pillow fights you. This is how they do a room inspection in the Russian army, they don't check the sheets they just have a mass brawl instead. It's all fun and games until someone puts a brick in their pillow. Be afraid.
October 31st, 2011
If you're going to dedicate yourself to an ancient religion, for one you don't get Sundays off. And for two, well, you better be committed because the path of a Jedi is long and arduous and beset by all kinds of hardships.
October 31st, 2011
Yeah, you're probably thinking the worst, but like the man says you need to get your mind out of the gutter, because these people are talking about trying to sell grapes, and nothing else. Seriously. What's wrong with you?
October 31st, 2011
Gather round ye people, here's Jenna Marbles, a self-confessed slut at Halloween talking about sluts at Halloween, spitting the hot fire of truth while making wild assumptions & telling the haters that if girls want to be sluts then let them.
October 31st, 2011
Unbeknown to most of us, because it was kept a secret by the powers that be, but the Apollo 13 space disaster was caused by giant ants. Giant alien ants that live in space and like nothing more than sabotaging human space missions.
October 31st, 2011
"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.
October 28th, 2011
We have a winner, this film can rightfully hold its head up high & claim to be the greatest movie never made. It's an epic plot, involving a shark in the pool & the dilemma these beautiful people face, avoiding going in the pool when it's soooo hot. Epic.
October 28th, 2011
Ricky Gervais is Ricky Gervais but Johnny Depp IS Hunter S Thompson & he stars in heaps of Tim Burton films & he's pretty pissed at Ricky for the Golden Globes -- NO ONE mocks Johnny & his friends too and gets away with it.
October 28th, 2011
Oh my god! It's a Halloween zombie & an axe-wielding woman, who's going to win this epic battle? Maybe they'll both be winners, maybe they'll set their differences aside like the mature (and over ripe) humans & things that they are, and just get along?
October 28th, 2011
This woman is a total badass anyway but when you slow down her sword chucking skills into then you can witness the awesome in a whole new super slow level. She must be Chuck Norris' personal body guard.
October 28th, 2011
Sure lakes are cool, what with being full of water and stuff. But an exploding lake is infinitely cooler, just take this one for example, one minute it's just being all lakey, the next BADABOOM! The Kraken has been released.
October 28th, 2011
Ok John, whoever you are, what the hell are you doing overseas in the navy when this lovely lady is home alone in your home port? What she does with a defenseless teddy bear is worthy of a torpedo across her bows from your weapons arsenal.
