November 11th, 2011
This video proves the rule that if a camgirl is wearing a promotional tee for her site then that tee has to be ripped up and torn to shreds. It can't just be worn normally, that'd be against some ancient law of the internet. Fact.
November 11th, 2011
This girl meets all the requirements needed to be in my band: She's female & cute. Now to get her to one of my rehearsals in my bedroom, where no one wears any clothes. She'll be using that strumming hand, for sure.
No one does uncanny strangeness like Tim & Eric, two men whose alien hearts probably pump LSD round their veins while they secrete peculiarity out of their pores. Looks like Japan’s got some stiff competition in the WTF stakes.
November 10th, 2011
You may have thought Ben Stiller had some neat tricks in that movie about dodgeball, whatever it was called. But he's got nothing on this badass, just look at him fly through the air like he WAS the air. This is dodging a ball... like a boss.
November 10th, 2011
Maybe they thought they were walking towards a mirror, or perhaps it was the gravitational pull of massive chest cushions that pulled them together? Whatever it was it only reinforces that classic stereotype.
Sometimes you find yourself in the weirdest situations, like this guy, who is in the middle of nowhere having dug his own grave in the bitter snow and now finds himself with a gun to his head having just one last request before it's all over.
November 10th, 2011
Not sure what they're evolving into, either a cobra or being able to walk on their hind legs. But whatever's it is we should be VERY afraid of what happens the next time you bitch at your cat for scratching your sofa and it stands up to face you off.
November 10th, 2011
Just because you're deaf & blind doesn't mean you can't rap Eminem's 'Lose Yourself', like this guy using sign language. It's seriously impressive stuff, but because I can't read sign language I'll have to take his word/hand that he's getting it right?
November 10th, 2011
They'll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies.
The latest installment of pretend war (is hell) is out & video gamers the world over are creaming their sweat pants at the thought of playing it. So head home to mum’s basement, dress up in your camo gear & start shooting pixellated enemies.
November 9th, 2011
Every year at the end of August in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada a bunch of hippies and crusties get together to do away with money for a week and barter with LSD and nakedness. And the desert changes from barren landscape to makeshift city.
Doing the dishes is just one of those chores that you never get tired of getting tired of. So if you can bust some moves to Michael Jackson while getting up to your elbows in suds, then by all means do. Shame you don't know you're being filmed.
November 9th, 2011
'If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!" Like what happens to this poor living thing in this video. One minute it's happily minding its own business, the next it enters a cycle of abuse. Be VERY afraid.
It doesn't matter what race you are, what your cultural differences may be, how different your world is or what class you come from. Everyone can appreciate a well made White Power Ranger costume. Even when you are in the 'hood.
November 9th, 2011
They say in the army you trust your fellow soldier with your life. That may be true but don't trust him when it comes to anything else. It looks like this poor guy found that out the painful way. Who said killing isn't fun? WINNING!
November 9th, 2011
This is admirable behaviour from this chick. Years have passed but still she tracked down this woman, just so she could show her her furry love hole and make amends. Here’s hoping there’s someone like that out there for all of us.
Well, if you’re onto lame-assed pop music that sounds like it’s been shat out of a contestant on X-Factor, then this little medley should have you jizzing in your pants. If you are gonna punish yourself with crap-pop, then go for this.
November 8th, 2011
A street performer in Milan, Italy, sounds like Optimus Prime in the shower beatboxing his way through some dubstep liked he'd just swallowed a synthesizer and was now burping up his satisfaction. Maybe he's a robot in disguise.