The first casualty of war is cardboard. Well it is when you’re using weapons made from the stuff. I’m gonna build myself a whole armoury - All those boxes I needlessly threw away when I could’ve been fashioning them into guns. We live, we learn.
Yo. Sup. Dis de main bros Biggie & Granddaddy K, don't mess wid dem cos dey is di shit. Gangstas thru & thru. You cut 'em dey bleed rap & bling. This is the freshest badest rhyming I seen since Tupac & Biggie started freestyling, yo.
This is the team that's won the World Cup in my opinion. Just look at those bodies and tell me they don't deserve to win themselves a cup. Hmm? Maybe a furry cup, that would be more appropriate, no?
Here's the wonderful Jenna Presley, I wonder if she's related to The King? If so she doesn't look like she's got his appetite cos she has a body that has not seen too many burgers, but it's a body that'll leave you all shook up!
Knight Rider, a talking car and David Hasselhoff. Humanity is still recovering from that zenith of human accomplishment, still reeling from its brilliance. As we can see from this video its influence is still felt, still remembered, and rightly so...
It’s the film web developers have been creaming over their motherboards about. The shocking story of one young man’s love affair with code & his struggle to take on the giant of the computing world. Emotion, drama, Java. AWESOME!
Double rainbow, yo. So grab that bucket and let's go find us some gold. Or leprechauns, either way we'll trade them on the black market with one-eyed Mexicans for some strong dangerous narcotics like the ones this raving lunatic is on.
Here's a great way to celebrate the good ol' US of A & be a patriotic perv - A hot chick in a red, white and blue bikini. I wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of her stripes or her star spangled banner. We-hey!
Now this is more like it. I'd be screaming my throat dry & weeping profusely from maddening lust if this was what the Twilight movies were like: Sweet-ass chicks making out in their underwear. Robert Pattinson, go suck a sparkly dick!
It wouldn't be Finnish Independence Day without the annual blowing up of the dumbest male. There were loads of wannabes who would probably not live to see next years event - The winner is someone who would make Darwin turn in his grave - OMG!
So you have just had a new pool installed and haven't quite got enough bucks left to splash out on a diving board, no problem - "Why would we pay extra for a diving board when we have a weak roof and a rickety ladder?" - GENIUS :)
Outstanding piece of cam video showcasing blonde hottie Kyra in a plum purple bikini. That kind of purple is contageous you know.. I bet that everything that gets near it turns purple!
What could be better than a fresh, delicious taco delivered right into you waiting hands? Yep, that's right, a fresh delicious taco delivered by a cowboy monkey riding a dog! Awesome! Banish hunger and get a great anecdote, all at once !
When animals start using wireless technology to avoid a redneck hunter, you can safely presume the apocalypse is pretty imminent. Although this redneck’s probably still impressed with the fact he’s got opposable thumbs.
Awesome, it's like a John Woo movie in a furniture store with make believe weapons. Pow-pow! Bang bang! Well you've got to do something to pass the day I guess. Retail work can really suck.
Looks like these cute girls are getting ready for a night of alcohol, gambling & excess - So why not start off with a couple of shots! Using a babe's belly button as a glass sounds like a great plan, but the table has other ideas. FAIL!
One of the very first webcam clips I ever saw, featured Mia Chiara here, it took about 1 second to be hooked for life. This girl is nothing short of unbelievable, without question one of the hottest camgirls you will ever be lucky enough to see.
If i had to make a guess here & act all clever i would say that gymnastics aren't gonna feature much in his future, but maybe X-Rays definitely are....LOTS of them! Oh man, he bounces so hard on his neck it makes me feel sick - OUCH!



































