It’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, at least you didn’t feature in this.
February 3rd, 2012
If ever you are in doubt, when called in for questioning by frightening looking children and their elders, the best thing you can do is do what Chunk from the Goonies does and blubber like a baby while confessing every wrong you've ever committed.
Just remember, this is someone's dad, it could even be someone's granddad, so be kind as he reinterprets an Usher song and gives it his own unique spin. To be fair, it might even be an improvement on the original. Go daddio!
Young Tessie so wants to join in with the activities of her human masters, eager to play a game of table tennis, she's just adorable with her bobbing ping-pong head. Meanwhile, cats are plotting to take over the world and enslave the entire human race.
February 3rd, 2012
Meet the Zombie Exterminator, the gun you want to have to hand when the world turns to crap and the undead rise up to come and slaughter your family and feast on their flesh. It has a frikkin' chainsaw for Christ sakes. Want.
February 3rd, 2012
She certainly knows how to turn this bedroom into an arena for writhing about like a snake on heat. It's like the bed's so hot that she can't bear to lie still on it for longer than, say, one second. Or have i got this scenario all wrong!?
February 3rd, 2012
Remember people - War is hell. The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!
February 2nd, 2012
Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend by getting drunk with a cat - Remember. Never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk.
February 2nd, 2012
A Supercut of various movie characters flipping the bird, giving the middle digit, flipping someone off. Did you know that the act of giving the middle finger originated in Ancient Greek culture and the Roman's called it digitus impudicus?
February 2nd, 2012
This would be a bit of a downer had you taken this girl back you your room, then you were getting to know each other and then suddenly you felt a long, hard rod in her panties. OMG! Don't worry, it's not as bad as you thought, it's just a machine gun.
Superman lives. Kinda. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yeah, it's a plane, three of them to be precise, and they're remote controlled, as a group of guys troll New York City and convince the inhabitants that they're seeing human flight. Epic prank is epic.
February 2nd, 2012
These two are Alana Blanchard and Bethany Hamilton, best buds since they were little 'uns and they grew up together in Hawaii surfing and stuff like that. One of them lost an arm to a shark,but still, that hasn't stopped her from having a ball.
February 2nd, 2012
Jedis and Sith lords can come in many guises. And these French farmers may seem unlikely candidates for masters of the Force, but watch a few minutes of them duelling with lightsabers and you'll not doubt their Jedi credentials.
February 2nd, 2012
Trust in your partner is a beautiful thing, but will she ever trust him again? Or will she be permanently mentally scared, afraid that a friendly hand will turn against her & cause her harm. Well, it was pretty funny so that makes it alright. Doesn't it?
He does that seriously scary quote from his film “Taken” that, a fan of his asks him to record it as a voicemail greeting and being a decent chap, he obliges. Which just goes to show, not all celebs are assholes.
Crashed Ice is where a bunch of idiots go skating on a rock hard rink complex downhill. The goal: to find your way down remaining mostly unscathed. But it doesn't always work out like that, so here's a wonderful compilation of crashes.
Plaxico Burress from the New York Giants does his bit for society and especially the kids by warning about the dangers of wreckless gun use, like for instance don't fire a weapon at the New York Giants' Plaxico Burress.
February 1st, 2012
Sometimes we all feel a bit like this, where you get so hacked off with the vapid bull crud that you take your daughter and head off on an murderous rampage to take down pop culture’s most idiotic and vapid icons. Time to die.