February 9th, 2011
You'll take a quick glance at this picture and think "What's wrong with this scene?" It's just a loving couple posing together for a photo. What gives? But then look down and...Neeeyaaargh!!
February 8th, 2011
Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.
February 7th, 2011
This one of those heart-warming stories that'll brighten up your day, a story of two star-crossed lovers battling against the odds so they could be together, forever. Oh no hang on. Wait, what the...
February 4th, 2011
So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.
February 3rd, 2011
So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.
February 2nd, 2011
So it's all going great, they're basically looking young and slender right up until they hit midlife and the menopause and then BAM! Something incredible happens and they seem to expire.
February 1st, 2011
It's nice to see a grandchild and their grandpa getting on and being close, but this is just wrong and creepy. This has gone beyond mere affection and into pedogramps territory. Time for him to be put in a home methinks!?
January 31st, 2011
I heard this guy likes bling so he got some bling on his bling. They say a man can have all the bling that money can buy, but is he happy? Well, this guy certainly looks it, so yeah, he is.
January 28th, 2011
Beating all the horrible fictional monsters from film and literature, the greatest fictional beast of them all. The undead, everliving, pale-bodied feared and revered Jesus H. Christ!
January 27th, 2011
Our grandfathers watched their buddies die face down in the mud so that future generations of men could dye and spike their hair, wear pink wigs, and prance about like a limp fairy. War: Making men men since the cradle of civilization.
January 26th, 2011
We all know someone like this here Scumbag Steve--steals your smokes, drinks your beer, takes your video games and never gives them back. Hell, maybe you are this man, if so, when am I going to get Mass Effect 2 back off you? I've barely played it.
January 25th, 2011
Looks like 2006 was a good year if you liked a certain type of activity. What the heck happened back there to make this graph spike like it did? Perhaps it's best if we didn't know.
January 24th, 2011
BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are popular film characters from the movie Shrek.
January 21st, 2011
Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!
January 20th, 2011
Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.
January 19th, 2011
In the kingdom of the geek the girlfriend'd one is king. Yeah you can have a +999 Fire Sword of Dragon Testes but when your buddy's rocking up with a hot babe, then no form of +nerd power can beat it.
January 17th, 2011
Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice. Mine's a quadruple sambuca.
January 14th, 2011
When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches? She looks like she's ready for a foot long.