May 30th, 2014
Being a good parent isn't always something that comes naturally (or at all?). Sometimes you get it right and other times you take sexy pics of yourself with a puzzled toddler waddling around in the background.
What with lethal injections not being all that lethal, the state of Ohio has now got to consider other ways to kill off the alleged criminals who are on death row. The Onion have come up with their own solution.
Let's all take a moment of silence for our fallen brothers in the friend zone. In particular for this guy, who has reached a new record low.
On a wet and windy road in Romania, this driver sends his Toyota Supra on a mad, spinning journey—and he's lucky he doesn't fly off the road.
These cats have no time for something as pathetic as gravity, not when they have a wall to climb and spiders to imitate.
iPhone ringtones are so annoying you'd think creating a listenable remix from them would be impossible—well, not if you're as badass as this guy.
Downing a freezing cold drink and getting some brain freeze should just be some harmless fun--but not for one of these contestants.
When you go into your exams and experience blind panic, just remember these five stages—and maybe smoke a joint before you go in too.
From moss-ridden cooling towers in Belgium to abandoned WWII ships turned into floating forests in Sydney, these images will definitely leave a mark on your psyche.
More evidence (as if any was needed), or maybe it's some last-minute revision of the inextricable correlation between the ambient temperature and the attractiveness of the native females. Hot weather = hot women. Fact.
May 26th, 2014
Looking like it was sketched out on a notebook - but very addictive. Help the adorable little killbot to escape the confines of the laboratory in this sketchbook styled adventure puzzle game. Use telekinisi and cunning to win.
May 22nd, 2014
If you were new to the internet and you watched this, it would pretty much sum up all you needed to know about it. It has floating cosmic sausages taking over the Enterprise.
May 22nd, 2014
A huge pop-up artwork magically appeared in the centre of Cape Town, so naturally people went to investigate—but once inside this mysterious structure they weren't quite prepared for the shocking thing that happened next.
The Lonely Island are back with a hilarious take on those fake DJs that give EDM a bad name, as Andy Samberg's DJ Daavinci teases the crowd to breaking point and beyond.
This guy might be a little bit too hyper, but there's no denying the awesomeness of these: the first ever fully automatic Wolverine claws that deploy and retract. Want.
Mrs Garrison gives the best explanation yet of evolutionary theory, covering everything you could possibly ever want to know about this important idea about life on earth.
If you wondered how you might compare to one of the most famous 30 year olds on the planet, then prepare to get really depressed.
May 22nd, 2014
Advertising is usually unimaginitive, uninspired or unnecessarily lurid. If you really want to sell you brand then you have to push the creative envelope. Here are some adverts that won't make you want to set fire to a box of kittens.