We are what we eat - It's a great statement, but if only that were true! Sure, they're probably all entirely devoid of nutrition and full of weird carcinogens that are known to cause turbo cancer, but who the hell cares? YOLO, mofo.

This father is determined to do just as impressive gym moves as his daughter, and you have to give him ten out of ten for effort.

Washington University in St. Louis freshman men's crew team gets attacked by giant Asian Carp during a Friday morning practice at Creve Coeur Lake.

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through.

You know that bit in Wall-E where all humans in the future have grown fat and lazy and live out their lives through technology? Yeah that.

No matter what your doctor is like, just be glad they're not an animal because animals suck at being doctors. An animal vet on the other hand. Hmm...

It's strange, yet so beautiful....in a strange way - You get what i mean! A gallery of images that are undoubtedly beautiful and also so strange that some of them look almost alien.

Ruining other people's earnest attempts at phtography. Pull a stunt like one of these and you can turn a dreary group photo into an infinitely more awesome image.

Giant octopus kite adorns the skies and gives all other kites something to aim for. ALL HAIL CTHULHU.

You don't win the world yo-yo championship by just being able to do a couple of tricks any kid in the playground can do—Jake Elliott shows you the epic skills that it takes.

It's a mean trick to play, but this guy decided to spook his kitty using a remote-controlled spider—but don't worry, it all ends well.

It's so sweet to see these two animals together as friends, in life and also in their delicious, delicious afterlife. Nom

These cheesy quotes are about as welcome as a poke in the eye with a stick covered in crap, but with a little bit of tweaking they become something much more entertaining.

Do you wake up every morning struggling with a good excuse not to go into the workplace? Sure, your work probably sucks, but count yourself very lucky. Whatever it is you do for a living, there's no way it's as bad as any of these. Tragic.

Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carefully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude. FAIL!

An unfortunate but hilarious video of a poor man knocking over multiple giant church candelabras, like a real life Mr. Bean, as a minister is in the middle of saying a prayer.

Is it a skateboard? His roller skates? No! It's the roller boards! Or something like that, but if you can master it, it looks like a lot of fun.

Join shark biologist and freediver Ocean Ramsey as she films with whale sharks in the Philippines to document migrating populations. Whale shark populations are at an all-time low due to finning, fishing by catch, entanglement, speedboat prop collisions,