Whoever this girl is, she seems to be carrying a little flame for a certain Ryan, as she gushingly leaves him a voicemail saying how she'd love for him to call her. Noting beats those morning-after regrets.
Unless you're the most organised and dedicated student in your class, you'll be able to relate to this.
June 27th, 2014
Welcome to the fine line that exists between 'hawt & helpless' in relation to the fairer sex. It's a zone in which just one drink too many and all of a sudden the world/party/evening is an entirely different place for a party girl.
If you ever thought Conan the Barbarian could be improved by loud, ripping fart noises or that Predator needed a few squelchy air bagels to punctuate the macho dialogue, then you’ll be grateful for this video.
5 year old Jordan puts us all to shame and shows us how to write a hip-hop song in 30 seconds—watch out Kanye!
Here's how you make Katy Perry's music much more palatable—you get rid of the music entirely and replace it with hilarious and childish sounds. Much better.
In The Onion's new satirical series, they look at a couple's relationship and discuss with them when they first starting making the beast with two backs. Happily, crudeness ensues.
June 25th, 2014
Let's say you lost a bet with the devil and he said you could choose one of the following: eye swap or mouth swap—what would it be?
June 25th, 2014
Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.
Just when you think Pete Holmes wouldn’t be making any more Ex-Men videos because his show got cancelled, along comes another one. But this time the Professor isn’t so much trying to get rid of a mutant, but seduce one.
This woman is incredibly flexible, so much that you'll shake your head in disbelief as you watch her contort her body into positions it hurts the brain to think about too much.
This what it looks like to do a final check on a VFA-87 airplane before it takes off from the USS George H. W. Bush...and it's AWESOME!
Yelling abuse at sports people is a fan’s prerogative—but these days you can do it on Twitter with just an @ symbol and a keyboard.
A fat guy replaces Britney Spears with himself in the video for her track "Work B*tch"—and you've got to hand it to the man, he's got the moves even if he has got a belly the size of Britney.
June 23rd, 2014
If you have a couple of friends acting like dicks and are wanting to fight each other, this is the best way, and only way, to resolve it.
June 23rd, 2014
Dr. Gregory House certainly has his own unique bedside manner, just take the he deals with this woman who seems to be putting on weight but doesn't know why.
Imagine if, instead of putting gushing quotes on movie posters, they had the one-star amazon reviews on instead.
June 23rd, 2014
Are they Emo, or are they Scene girls, it's so confusing. Girls with weird hair, girls with piercings and girls who take high angle photos for their social networking profiles. They're all here and they're all looking as cute as hell.