Dolphins are not the adorable, innocent beings you think they are. As proven by this scientifically accurate version of the Flipper theme song. They're a-holes.
October 13th, 2015
The answer is around 12, which is demonstrated to great effect in this video, although you wouldn't want to be in there is someone cuts some cheese.
October 13th, 2015
It's not just humans who are shocked at Mufasa's death in The Lion King—even domesticated pets are shocked at the scene.
October 13th, 2015
If you are going to do something badly - with a touch of genius - something that is so make-shift that it could kill anything in a 10 mile radius if it fails then take a leaf from these following examples of what can be achieved by 'making-do'.
There's no shortage of stock cute parenting pictures to make you gag, and a classic is the one where three pairs of feet are visible from the end of the bed, dad's, mum's, and junior's — but in reality, this is what would be going on for it to work.
October 13th, 2015
Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.
With a name like Mainus the announcer is having the time of his life saying it in the most hilarious ways possible.
This dude is a straight up wizard and his contact juggling skills are totally hypnotizing. He probably gives great massages too.
October 6th, 2015
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do - Whoever the girl is who's squeezing that monster, she deserves a prize.
October 6th, 2015
Men might act all macho but sit them in front of a video showing a woman giving birth and they act like a couple of wimps.
What did this guy expect? Putting a creature with claws and a sting in its tail up your buttocks isn't going to be a pleasurable experience.
Loud coworkers can be a pain in the ass, but equally you don't want to cause a scene in the office—so this is how you deal with them.
October 6th, 2015
If you have a toddler yourself, then looking over this list may cause you some alarm — could your offspring be one of the undead?
October 6th, 2015
Every single one of these 36 images fit that description to a T. If you can explain away any of the abstract weirdness exhibited in this gallery then you're a better man than me.
October 6th, 2015
You may have heard of cowboy builders, but this is ridiculous. Doors which open to a sheer drop, windows with no views, stairs that lead no where. Or is it modern art?
September 29th, 2015
This is Erik and Oskar Roner and this is how they celebrate Father's Day, by skydiving, waterskiing and doing extreme sports. Hardcore.
In amongst all the hatred and idiocy, let's just remember that humanity is sometimes completely insane but in an awesome way.
If you were looking for something to give you an inferiority complex then this showreel by bodybuilder Frank Medrano should do the trick.