November 15th, 2011
Facebook. This is the place you come to show the world and your friends just how bad you are at grammar & spelling is. Prepare for a merciless put down if you manage to screw absolutely ANYTHING up!
November 15th, 2011
Welcome to one of the most pleasurable pastimes on the planet. It's free, you can do it as many times and for as long you want (with the victim's consent) and it will always leave you with an enormous......smile :)
November 14th, 2011
Cometh the DuckMen! It's time to facepalm hard & not want to live on this planet anymore because Duckface disease has now started to permeate into the human males of the species. We're well & truly 'ducked' people. Be afraid.
November 14th, 2011
'What the duck!?' You have to wonder where the hell the idea of trying to pucker the lips to look secksy come from? it kinda looks dumb as hel to everyone else...except ducks. Still, cuties everywhere still do it.
November 11th, 2011
Ah, the internet, where the pretty girls are either kinda fat, ugly, both, or not females at all but old men. It's all trickery. These girls have mastered the clever use of angles to conceal what they really look like. Scary.
November 11th, 2011
If only girls were like clothes, you know, like you could walk into a shop, pick out something that looks nice and go into a changing room to try it out for size. And of course you'd know how much it was gonna cost you before you bought it! Easy.
November 10th, 2011
Lets face it, we are not looking at hundreds of pictures of cute girls every day because we fanatasize that we might end up in bed with them. NO! We are actually admiring the subtle shades & reflections of light and tone that fall on their ample form.
November 10th, 2011
"Houston, we have a problem" - I love a toned chick, but when she has a six pack and guns that would put you to shame then you know that this girl means business! Somehow i think i can predict who'd be the boss in the bedroom!
November 9th, 2011
It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night on the booze, and you're past that point where you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.
November 9th, 2011
It's quite possibly more than any mortal man could probably take in one go, imagine, a double-dose of alluring asset-awesomeness! If you haven't got enough up in the front then i'm sure there's more than enough at the rear.
November 8th, 2011
You finally find the perfect girl and you feel as if your future is set for life, you gaze at her across the room and wouldn't change a thing about her......*wait! It's then you notice she has extremely hairy arms and your dream is shattered.
November 8th, 2011
Lets be serious here.....Pffft, if you seriously subscribe to letting the world know you just blew your nose then you belong in nerd-central! Lets be honest here, there are girls & they post cute pictures of themselves having fun - Thats why!
November 7th, 2011
The title has no relation to Patrick Swayze, or the sumptuous selection of ladies, except that a lot of these cuties do seem to be gravitating towards the corner of the room - Dirty Dancing it aint'....But then again :)
November 7th, 2011
They're your friends, girlfriends or strangers who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because secretly they love the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands & sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.
November 4th, 2011
Amazing as it might seem, but some things on this planet have managed to last longer than the Kim Kardashian's fairy-tale marriage to Kris Humphries. Wipe away the tears and ponder on that for a moment people.
November 4th, 2011
Joy of joys! Now this is what makes a great picture, not one single duck-face in sight and just a winning smile, look, asset, whatever is making the subject matter in question 'stand out' from the crowd. WANT!
November 3rd, 2011
As if performing in-front of millions of sports fans wasn't stressful enough, now atheletes have to make sure they get their photo-pose just right too. Prepare to fear the telephoto lens and it's evil ways!
November 3rd, 2011
You just can't keep a good thing down & here are a fine fettle of fiesty females to prove that a cute girl does what she does best when she's having some cheeky fun & getting wild along the way - It's a WIN-WIN situation!
